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stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

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agirlnamedally:

agirlnamedboy:

my sister is in NYC right now and I keep getting her snapchats and I just want to diiiieeeeeeeeeee

ugh loni / new york you kill me
p1nkm4n:

accidentally woke up at 4 but i watched the sunrise
s-un-rise:

indie

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captaiinmarvel:

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

as a girl, I can confirm this is 100% true

Same

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